Fun fact: Jensen was actually asleep here and Jared had to wake him up, and this was his reaction, not Dean’s.
That make this 100% funnier
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I am gonna be real with you. Sometimes I wish I was a really pretty woman so I could be a stripper.
Unfortunately I am just a mildly fat guy.
Drunk 5sos Appreciation
Look at calum oh my gosh
They are really drunk in the picture
With one direction
don’t try to hide it Luke we see it
this was on his birthday…
so as you can seee 5sos gets pretty drunk
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOURE TYPING IN ALL CAPS CAUSE UR ANGRY ANd all of a sudden your phone decides its a good time to turn off caps lock like no i dont wanna chill i wanna yell fuck off phone
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy