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hi im daria and im probably crying over fictional characters, bands, and food. i also love drawings and art. boybands are life ruiners. 10/10 would recommend
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boxxylozz:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

Fun fact: Jensen was actually asleep here and Jared had to wake him up, and this was his reaction, not Dean’s.

That make this 100% funnier

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Anonymous

omega-pantheon:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

I am gonna be real with you. Sometimes I wish I was a really pretty woman so I could be a stripper.

Unfortunately I am just a mildly fat guy.

Cole + Talk Dirty to Me

  #JOHANA    #JOHANA LOOK    #COLE    #IM5  

Drunk 5sos Appreciation

5soshotdang:

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Look at calum oh my gosh 

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Luke’s face 

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They are really drunk in the picture 

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With one direction 

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don’t try to hide it Luke we see it 

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this was on his birthday… 

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so as you can seee 5sos gets pretty drunk

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

heliolisk:

DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOURE TYPING IN ALL CAPS CAUSE UR ANGRY ANd all of a sudden your phone decides its a good time to turn off caps lock like no i dont wanna chill i wanna yell fuck off phone

definitive:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end